Nothing can stand in the way of true love. Sisu, the once-stray dog in North Carolina, committed a crime. Theft. Every time the door opened at a Dollar General store, he'd run inside to try and steal a purple unicorn-- his favorite. His true love. He kept running in every time the door opened, kept trying to nab that unicorn. Finally, animal control was called. The officer on the scene bought the unicorn for Sisu because-- wouldn't you?
Such a happy ending, but... there's a happy ending, part 2. Sisu (who was given that name at the shelter), did stay long. He and his unicorn soulmate have been adopted.