I think we've established I'm a foodie. I enjoy a good meal/treat/drink-- emphasis on good.
So, methinks I'll be avoiding Archie McPhee's Ketchup Candy Canes. Not even the tagline: "The best candy cane to eat with French fries" is going to lure me in. Nope. But, if you're a ketchup fanatic-- by all means, cane it up! Or try their other new flavors: pho and shiitake mushrooms.
A box of six will set you back $6.
Gag gift? In more ways than one possibly...