I'd send myself to my room, but I have no regrets over my latest kitchen gadget purchase:
The OXO Good Grips 3-in-1 Avocado Slicer. It safely splits, pits, and slices. It's a mere $9.99.
Yes, I purchased this right after reading a story about this "nifty kitchen tool." Yes, I don't really need it. I've managed for years to split, pit, and slice an avocado all on my own. But... what if my perfect streak of non-injury ends. This tool could save me!
At least that's what I told myself. Get yours HERE.
You know you want to. Here's to many bowls of happy guac, and many slices of divine 'cado...