Thanksgiving is usually ruined by a drunk uncle or political talk. Those that are not candy corn people, Thanksgiving has already been ruined. Who thought these were a good idea... Click Here because apparently they are real. Six classic Thanksgiving Candy Corn Flavors: green beans, roasted turkey, cranberry sauce, ginger glazed carrot, sweet potato pie, and stuffing. Proving mixups in the candy industry do not matter, they will be sold. And kids, these are not vegetable substitutes.